Je Hais Le Printemps
parce que le printemps est haïssable…

#!/bin/sh

while read STATE; do
if [ "$STATE" = "hungry" ]; then
echo I\'m hungry, let\'s go to McDonalds!
cat /dev/garbage > /dev/mouth
elif [ "$STATE" = "horny" ]; then
echo If you loved me, you\'d do it...
unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep
elif [ "$STATE" = "sleepy" ]; then
echo Wow, isn\'t Leno the most hilarious talk show host ever?
apm -z
elif [ "$STATE" = "at work" ]; then
echo Piss off, I\'m trying to get some work done! Stupid lusers...
mozilla http://slashdot.org/
else
emacs --eval "(psychoanalyze-pinhead)"
fi
done