Humour de geek
[via slashdot]#!/bin/sh</p>
<p>while read STATE; do<br /> if [ "$STATE" = "hungry" ]; then<br /> echo I\'m hungry, let\'s go to McDonalds!<br /> cat /dev/garbage > /dev/mouth<br /> elif [ "$STATE" = "horny" ]; then<br /> echo If you loved me, you\'d do it...<br /> unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep<br /> elif [ "$STATE" = "sleepy" ]; then<br /> echo Wow, isn\'t Leno the most hilarious talk show host ever?<br /> apm -z<br /> elif [ "$STATE" = "at work" ]; then<br /> echo Piss off, I\'m trying to get some work done! Stupid lusers...<br /> mozilla http://slashdot.org/<br /> else<br /> emacs --eval "(psychoanalyze-pinhead)"<br /> fi<br />done
Un des meilleurs commentaires sur slashdot que j'ai lu depuis longtemps. Faut connaître un peu les commandes *NUX, mais c'est assez sympa.